My name is Joan---I am a Sweatshirt-A-Holic
Or maybe I should say I am a
" Sweatshirt Whore"
" Sweatshirt Whore"
Not sure how it all started.... the fact that my Sister lives near a sweatshirt factory doesn't help.
She is my Enabler
I have so many Sweatshirts that I don't even read what they say...Like this one...I just like RED
It was this Ohio State sweatshirt that made me realize that I had hit bottom...
For the first time in my life I was heckled for my choice in sweatshirts...How was I suppose to know about the Penn State /Ohio State thing...I hardly ever watch football..
This is the second time I have worn it...I just wasnt getting it when people were commenting on it.....But I finally asked Joe and he explained it all to me...
So I guess it would be like wearing a Riverside Sweatshirt to the Notari house... MY Bad...
So if there are any conflict with any of the following please let me know...Stanford-Cincinanati-Notre Dame-Army-Miami Hurricanes-Xavier College-Scarlet Knights-Louisville Cardinals-Cowboys-Cape May-Ritz Carlton-Victoria Clipper-Avon by the sea-Mackinac Island--and last but not least Joe Jitter's Coffee House, MooseLake Mn...
Until then "GOD GRANT ME THE SERENITY TO ACCEPT THE THINGS I CAN NOT CHANGE, THE COURAGE TO CHANGE THE THINGS I CAN, AND THE WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE"
10 comments:
I hereby heckle you for letting Vince Piccolini be a bigger man than you. He has the wisdom to at least have a Syracuse sweatshirt in his wardrobe.
We Philadelphia Eagle fans would recommend you get rid of the Cincinnati Bengals one (after Sunday's game,fans are embarrassed)& while your at it toss the Cowboys too.
Maybe you can turn the Bengals one inside out & pretend its a Syracuse jersey.
Well since I am a huge Redskin fan I suggest you take the cowboy sweatshirt and set it on fire, and while your at it throw the miami hurricane in with it since my sweatshirts are Fla. State.
You need to add a "Polk High 33" sweatshirt to your collection, the alma mater of and number worn by the infamous Al "Stinkfoot" Bundy.
Jamie
Uh... Please add Penn State, Eagles, and Yankees sweatshirts to those you do not wear in the Notari household.
Personally I like the Ohio State sweatshirt. PSU fans shouldnt worry about Ohio State when they couldnt beat IOWA!!!!
As for you Eagles fans, maybe you should be more worried about your QB not knowing the rules of the game instead of what sweatshirts Joanie is wearing.
Eagles fans?!?!?! Are there any left after last Sunday? Our Eagles gear is sitting in the fire pit waiting for the next burn....
The next Sweatshirt-A-Holic meeting will be held at Salerno's......... those who have sweatshirts to burn are encouraged to bring them as the pit will be lit outback with and a small ceremony will be given by the mayor.
Speaking of change, it seems to me that you could always change your sweatshirt. Oh, and if you have an East Stroudsburg one you should bring it to the ceremony and burn it in honor of Pokey Marchese.
Just leave it on the porch, next to the rocker.
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